My most secret of secrets, aged six:
'The Magician's Nephew by C S Lewis is so funny I can't explain'
'I like to play on my own'
'Jelly at my school is not at all wobbly'
'Bears are friendly I mean very friendly'
'I like ladybirds as if they were my pets'
'Sophie Oulton is a fusspot'
'I have got a really funny song. It is this: I am a girl and maybe a boy I will not have it if you try to break a secret so you must give me £2 £5 wonderful'
'I think Sophie's pictures are silly'
'Sophie's pictures are very very stupid'
'Daddy is lovely' crossed out and changed to 'Horrid daddy'
'The Magician's Nephew by C S Lewis is so funny I can't explain'
'I like to play on my own'
'Jelly at my school is not at all wobbly'
'Bears are friendly I mean very friendly'
'I like ladybirds as if they were my pets'
'Sophie Oulton is a fusspot'
'I have got a really funny song. It is this: I am a girl and maybe a boy I will not have it if you try to break a secret so you must give me £2 £5 wonderful'
'I think Sophie's pictures are silly'
'Sophie's pictures are very very stupid'
'Daddy is lovely' crossed out and changed to 'Horrid daddy'
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